We wouldn’t put it past you.
Other than those two costume hacks, this look is pretty much pure gold with its regal red jacket and blue stretchy pants. Think about it, you never need to ask, “Who likes rum?” because the answer is (obviously) everyone! 1) Get yourself a parrot and train it to walk over to the counter and ask the barmaid for a refill for you (super bonus if you can train it to carry the drink back to your seat). Oh, we guess you should also pick yourself a ruffly shirt and a pirate’s cap, unless you think you can teach your parrot to shop online for you while you continue sip on your cocktail. Of course, you'll also look right at home brandishing a cutlass against your foes on the high seas, too, but sitting back on the ship while enjoying some rum sounds like a much more relaxing time.