All it does is look like a clock!
Gold Alice Clock Purse You tell him, "Yo, be there at 7", and sure enough, he'll come strolling in at 7:30, like it's no big deal that you've been standing on the sidewalk in cold drizzle for the last half hour, waiting for him to show up so you could grab your tickets. What a jerk!In fact, you're starting to suspect that he's doing it on purpose..