This hat is the perfect thing to wear while you’re preparing gourmet treats, frantically yelling in Swedish while you’re haphazardly tossing ingredients in the air, or dispensing homespun wisdom to Coloradoan elementary school students.

Do you know why they won’t yield? You try to kick them out, but they don’t respect your authority and won’t leave.

Do you know why they won’t yield? You try to kick them out, but they don’t respect your authority and won’t leave. How many times have you been practicing your art in the kitchen, just trying to make something simple like a saffron and citron macaron encrusted red snapper in a gummibär demi-glace with a quail’s egg on top when someone intrudes on your sacred space to make something stupid like spaghetti?.This hat is the perfect thing to wear while you’re preparing gourmet treats, frantically yelling in Swedish while you’re haphazardly tossing ingredients in the air, or dispensing homespun wisdom to Coloradoan elementary school students.