How about a good ole high-five?
Is slapping a high-four more fulfilling than a high-five? Put 'em on and wave to your neighbor. AN ANIMATED ENSEMBLE Dressing as Spongebob? What about Mickey? Before making an appointment to remove a finger from each hand (very extreme measures your taking, by the way), wear a pair of giant cartoon gloves and test our hypothesis.Is waving more enjoyable? Maybe they know something we don't or maybe living with four fingers is just more.