There are fewer animals, which isn't a bad thing. Mom can be a juggler or lion tamer, she has a lot of experience keeping those kids wrangled in in the wild. Of course, then you'll have to recruit one of your kiddos to be the lion. But here's the thing, the vibe of modern circuses has changed a little bit.

But the real key to success is looking like a strong guy and that's exactly what this fake weight does.

There are fewer animals, which isn't a bad thing. Everyone in your family can have a job! We would love to watch a picturesque troop pull into town on a colorful train! Maybe you'll just need to start your very own old-fashioned circus.

Of course, then you'll have to recruit one of your kiddos to be the lion.