Scary Last Laugh Clown Mask

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You remember your grandfather telling you stories of his shield blocked an enemy ax, as he swung Leg-Biter (his sword) at his foe.

Now you are old enough to go on your own pillaging adventures.

Dog toys, broomsticks, a bowl of hot and spicy soup; these are all impressive, improvised tools to the seasoned ninja.

(The soup, in particular, is a favorite since they get to eat the leftovers). This also means that when a ninja actually has more conventional weaponry with them when they head out on a stealth mission, they are unstoppable!A good ninja also carries many different implements for different situations, since they never know what they'll be up against.Toy Stealth Strike Spinning Ninja Blade The mark of a true ninja master is one who can use anything they find to defeat their foe.

It's a tidy package that's portable and easy to store, and it won't weigh you down!

At least not compared to all the other gear you'll probably be toting.So you and your 300 hoplite pals are headed to The Hot Gates? Spartan Shield and Sword Weapon Set For such a small army, you guys sure have some big muscles! Plus, that armor you're wearing is pretty revealing. Because there's a lady at Delphi who made it sound like your blades are going to get dull long before you run out of Persians to battle, and we doubt that Xerxes is going to let you call a time-out for some honing!A Spartan Shield and Sword combo like this is probably just the thing you're looking for. Well, we don't want to spoil anything, but we can recommend that you bring along as many swords and shields as you can carry.

Unless, of course, you happen to be the kind of pumpkin who objects to being carved up and eaten.This ghoulish gourd wants to make it perfectly clear: this is one pumpkin who’s not going gracefully into your Thanksgiving pie.

It’s a pretty good time to be a pumpkin. The gnarled, distorted pumpkin head is creepy enough on its own, but this particular Ani-Motion mask features lifelike animated movements for an extra dash of terror. Dark Harvest Ani-Motion Mask Just try to stick a candle in this guy’s head - we dare you! Wear it to your next costume party and watch the other guests swear off pumpkin spice lattes one by one as the mouth opens and closes with a sinister snarl.

A mini skull hangs from each point. Laugh It Up You don't want to be on the wrong side of this jester's humor!

Psycho Jester Black & White Cane They think all of life is a joke, and they certainly don't mind bending the rules in order to see a joke through.well, others are the sinister type.

We've tried it, and it just ended up making us sick.If you want to look like an animal, we suggest trying out some good accessories or make-up instead of "method" acting your way into it.

The proper expressions and noises help too (you know, so people can know what kind of animal you are). Put this on and everyone will know exactly what animal you're trying to be.Try whiskers and a tail.

Scary Last Laugh Clown Mask

There are two types of people in life.

But how do you even get a person's attention when you don't talk?

Psycho Jester Cane Accessory So you want to get in on the action, right? Are clowns supposed to talk for maximum creepiness? Makes perfect sense. Accessories!. Whether it's the Joker, Harley Quinn, or just that guy in your neighborhood wandering around wearing a clown mask, everyone knows that the creepy clown style is red hot.

Scary Last Laugh Clown Mask

Also, it's advised that you have a change of pants ready if you decide to look in the mirror while wearing it. This clown mask puts the debate to rest. The kind that know clowns are scary hideous creatures, spawned from the depths of the underworld, and the kind of sadistic crazy people who think they're hilarious.

But how do you even get a person's attention when you don't talk?

Why not try this jester cane you can wave ominously at people? So get on it you creepy clown! You've got your clown outfit, your makeup, and you've been perfecting the art of scare. Whether it's the Joker, Harley Quinn, or just that guy in your neighborhood wandering around wearing a clown mask, everyone knows that the creepy clown style is red hot. Creepy clowns are all the rage right now. Accessories!.