Evil Scarecrow Costume For Kids

Nobody will question your authority at the next Halloween party with this on.

The elastic waistband has a hook and loop fastener. Hold your important stuff in the 100 percent polyurethane foam fanny pack with a star and “USA” printed in white on the front. Do you love baseball, apple pie, and the National Anthem? Add the red, white, and blue headband and you’re ready to celebrate!Born in the USABust out your Springsteen records and party on, Murica-style! Stars and Stripes ForeverIs your favorite state Texas? An elastic waistband and blue and red rib-knit cuffs hold the pants in place while you tell your friends “Hold my beer and watch this!” The blue athletic socks are 18 inches long, ending just under the pants’ cuffs. after taking your Harley-Davidson for a late-night joyride? It’s an outfit the Founding Fathers would definitely have worn, if they hadn’t already been committed to the wig and shoe buckle look.

It doesn’t matter anymore, because you have taken matters into your own hands and cooked up a devious plot – literally.The last person to leave your cash register gasps in horror: Her French fries box has a human finger inside! Slowly but surely, you have succumbed to your dark side and become a fast-food force to be reckoned with. Customers may come for the burgers, but they’ll stay for the petrifying atmosphere. The skull emblem printed on your vest soon proves them wrong! They’re trapped inside your scary short-order scheme!Product DetailsServe up thrills and chills in your Men’s Evil Fast Food Clown Costume! From a distance, your victims – um, we mean customers – may assume from your red-and-white striped sleeves and yellow vest and pants combo that you are just a cheerful mascot come to drum up excitement about chicken strip combos.

With all that candy lying around, people could probably use a good, healthy reminder to not overdo it, and this hysterical costume may do just that!Product Details This costume is as easy to wear as it is clever! The best part? Think about bringing your own contributions to the party—guacamole or fancy avocado toast—so you can take a break and kick up your feet when you need to recharge!  It's a tunic that's made to look like a freshly-sliced avocado half.seeing how you're known for putting avocado on everything.

All Hail Avocado, King of the FruitsYou'd have to be living under a rock not to know: avocados are the saints of the food world right now..So, if you're looking for a humorous Halloween costume, this Holy Guacamole Adult Costume will poke fun at.