Child's Life Guard & Shark Attack Costume

Nobody will question your authority at the next Halloween party with this on.

The elastic waistband has a hook and loop fastener. Hold your important stuff in the 100 percent polyurethane foam fanny pack with a star and “USA” printed in white on the front. Do you love baseball, apple pie, and the National Anthem? Add the red, white, and blue headband and you’re ready to celebrate!Born in the USABust out your Springsteen records and party on, Murica-style! Stars and Stripes ForeverIs your favorite state Texas? An elastic waistband and blue and red rib-knit cuffs hold the pants in place while you tell your friends “Hold my beer and watch this!” The blue athletic socks are 18 inches long, ending just under the pants’ cuffs. after taking your Harley-Davidson for a late-night joyride? It’s an outfit the Founding Fathers would definitely have worn, if they hadn’t already been committed to the wig and shoe buckle look.

It doesn’t matter anymore, because you have taken matters into your own hands and cooked up a devious plot – literally.The last person to leave your cash register gasps in horror: Her French fries box has a human finger inside! Slowly but surely, you have succumbed to your dark side and become a fast-food force to be reckoned with. Customers may come for the burgers, but they’ll stay for the petrifying atmosphere. The skull emblem printed on your vest soon proves them wrong! They’re trapped inside your scary short-order scheme!Product DetailsServe up thrills and chills in your Men’s Evil Fast Food Clown Costume! From a distance, your victims – um, we mean customers – may assume from your red-and-white striped sleeves and yellow vest and pants combo that you are just a cheerful mascot come to drum up excitement about chicken strip combos.

With all that candy lying around, people could probably use a good, healthy reminder to not overdo it, and this hysterical costume may do just that!Product Details This costume is as easy to wear as it is clever! The best part? Think about bringing your own contributions to the party—guacamole or fancy avocado toast—so you can take a break and kick up your feet when you need to recharge!  It's a tunic that's made to look like a freshly-sliced avocado half.seeing how you're known for putting avocado on everything.

) We know it's not practical to carry a fist full of golden trinkets while you're out at sea, which is why we're going to let you in on another secret tactic to avoid a mermaid assault: this very costume..The reason no one thinks sea sirens exist is because after they've seen one, no one lives to tell the tale.

Instead, all you can offer is the straw that you are stuffed with and the somewhat scary, patched clothing that you got when the farmer’s wife stitched you together.

The bad news is, you’re not getting your leg back any time soon.Open WideFew creatures are feared as much as these silent, hungry predators – so congratulations on your survival! The good news is, Mr.Toothy couldn’t quite manage to swallow the rest of you.

You could always join the circus! The blue vest is trimmed with gold and red braid. The polka-dotted pants have gently puffed lower legs and are also decorated with red braid. You'd get all the fun of being a circus performer without getting saddled with the job of shoveling out the animal pens all the time. You'd ride a unicycle around a ring, juggle flaming torches, and be shot out of a cannon above a circle of roaring lions.

Toothy couldn’t quite manage to swallow the rest of you.

Once you slip on the cone-shaped, striped hat, you're ready to start your act! The Greatest Show in the WorldAre you fed up with math problems and eating your vegetables? But then after a few horror moviesn (not to name any names), the nice clowns had an uphill battle to fight against the creepy ones.