USA Star Fanny Pack

This is a Men's Evil Fast Food Clown Costume.

Wear this costume the next time you're coastal to make sure you don't become the newest casualty of the Mermaid Mafia! The scaly pants feature a strategically placed seashell, the muscle tank turns you into a rowdy-looking Poseidon doppelganger, and the curly white beard completes your transformation into a sage sea siren. It turns out the Mermaid Mafia loves decorating themselves with sparkly bling bling, especially gold (it matches their tridents..

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.This is a USA Fanny Pack.

We mean literally. That BitesA werewolf costume without some serious fangs just doesn't have the right bite. But the second you open your mouth to let out a howl to reveal gums without a pair of dagger-sharp fangs shining bright, the illusion falls apart. The easy-to-use kit comes with the essentials for turning a few of your human chompers into monster fangs, including instructions! Easy to use and customizable with positioning, this costume accessory promises to take a bite out of Halloween fun for every werewolf, vampire, or other monstrous costume you imagine! Very believable werewolf.

This is a USA Fanny Pack..

We mean literally.