In fact, we never sweat at all! Maybe that's why this Plus Size Scary Skeleton Costume is always so popular! We skeleton people don't have the thickest skin, so we try to keep things light. Stand up for yourself! Sure, we take pride in our appearance. And saving on underarm deodorant is just one of the many perks of being a skeleton person. Don't despair: it happens to the best of us. There are plenty of other great benefits, too, but we can't think of any at the moment. If only there was a little more gray matter inside these alabaster craniums...Just kidding! Does it feel like there's something deep inside you that you're dying to get out? Then, come hang out with all the other skeleton people for a while! We're just not easily rattled! Put it on and let go of the trivial problems from your former flesh-and-blood lifestyle. Does it feel like you're always pulling around a bunch of dead weight? Does it ever feel like something is holding you back? So don't fall to pieces if some spineless creep says that your costume is bare-bones. We do pretty much all of the same things that normal people do, but we're always drinking milk (for the calcium) and we never sweat the petty stuff. It's not difficult, because we have a great support system. Let him know that skeleton people like us prefer the term bony-casual. Like you're tangled up in an unnecessarily-complicated web of blood vessels and nerve tissue?
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Plus Size Scary Skeleton Fancy Dress Costume
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