Puppy Dog Ears And Tail Accessory Kit , Animal Accessories

Little girls get to be made of sugar and spice, which are great! - and snails, which are slimy and gross (not to mention incredibly boring to watch) and puppy dog tails, which might seem like a cute thing at first but then the more you think about it, the more disturbing it is!" Geez, amirite? Nothing! (Okay, we're done now...) Because this Puppy Dog Ears and Tail costume is what we think when we think "everything nice"...slip on the brown headband with the attached floppy puppy ears, and hook on the matching brown tail with the white tip, and you'll be inspiring adorable comparisons everywhere. Like, it's kind of gross to think of just a puppy dog tail, you know? To which the next part of the nursery rhyme basically states, "Nope! Looks like whoever made this sweet little nursery rhyme up was pretty intent on making their feelings about little boys crystal clear!But here's the good news, friend...now's your chance to prove this old and admittedly pretty unimportant nursery rhyme wrong! Where did that little boy find that puppy dog tail? Everything nice? Orilly? Not even sugar or spice! And everyone knows spice is the stuff of life! You know what has always grossed us out just a little bit? That childhood rhyme about how little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, and little boys are made of "Snips and snails and puppy dog tails". Also, what the heck is a "snip"?!When posing these very important philosophical questions, we're pretty sure it becomes obvious to everyone that the little boys get the short end of the stick in this nursery rhyme. There's no nice stuff left over for any little boys, ever? Sorry, boys, but you get snips - have fun guess what that even is! After all, what's better than a lovable, loyal household pet? Oh, and then, just to really pound it into the ground, it declares that they're also made of "everything nice". Who doesn't love a lil' sugar? What happened to the rest of the dog? And aren't all the possible answers to that question just a little bit troubling?

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Puppy Dog Ears And Tail Accessory Kit , Animal Accessories